https://www.facebook.com/gabriele.manganello/posts/10209967750768049
Retweeted Rik Lomas (@riklomas):
❎ Client not paid?
✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away
It's unprofessional. It's unethical. It's illegal. Could be.
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Can I use this amazing opacity magic?
SEE EXAMPLES IN "examples" DIRECTORY -insert mind blown here-
PARAMETERS:
FadePaid start: it's the second that all start to fade away, since the Unix Epoch (January 1 1970 00:00:00 GMT)
default: next week
FadePaid end: now it's gone default: a week later
Before FadePaid start nothing happens, opacity is 1
After FadePaid end you are blind, but the universe still exists?
FadePaid start : FadePaid end = 1 : 0
Include "fade.php" in your tag as in index.php example
OOP why not
Load "fade.js" in your page as in index.html example
Can I use this amazing time magic?
Ask and/or PR...