"Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🪲"
Full-Stack Developer | Bug Hunter | Coffee Enthusiast
Building scalable solutions while my coffee gets cold. Again.
- 🎮 Created a self-playing Tetris AI using neural networks
- 🌱 Contributed to 50+ open source projects while sleeping
- ☕️ Achieved perfect coffee-to-code ratio (2.5 cups per feature)
- 🤖 Built a bot that automatically responds to "It's not a bug, it's a feature"
const michael = {
favoriteEditor: "VS Code (Dark+ theme, obviously)",
debuggingTool: "console.log('why!???!!!!')",
coffeeCount: Infinity,
location: "Between keyboard and coffee machine"
};