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Yeh yeh yeh! We make projects that just works(We don’t)

🍭 Welcome to Glucon-D – The Hackathon Energy Boosters! ⚡💻

Hackathon Mode


🎯 Who Are We?

We are Glucon-D – the team that runs on caffeine, chaos, and last-minute debugging.
Our motto? "Code fast, break faster, debug at 3 AM." 😎

"We don’t need sleep, we need funding." – Some Hacker, probably

"Our code is like a sandwich—sometimes messy, but it holds together… barely." 🥪

🎵 Hackathon Soundtrack:
🔊 "We are young..." plays as our code crashes again
🎶 "Wake me up when it's all over..." plays at 4 AM
💀 "Hello darkness, my old friend..." plays when deployment fails

🐱 Our Developers, 2 AM into the hackathon:
Late Night Coding


🔥 What Do We Do?

🚀 Build crazy hackathon projects in record time (mostly in the last 2 hours).
🐛 Debug things that were working 5 minutes ago.
💡 Innovate until the judges are impressed (or confused 🤣).
Survive on unlimited coffee, Red Bull, and hope.

Deploying at 5 AM

😨 That moment when the deadline is 10 minutes away...
Deadline Panic


🛠 Our Tech Stack (aka, our best friends)

🔹 React, Next.js, Node.js (aka "Let's Google how to fix this").
🔹 Python, Flask, Firebase (Backend is just frontend with extra steps, right?).
🔹 Appwrite, MongoDB, MySQL (We pretend to know SQL 😆).
🔹 Vercel, Netlify, Cloudflare (Where we deploy and pray 🙏).
🔹 ChatGPT, Copilot (Our real teammates 🤖).

👨‍💻 When we say we know AI but it's just an if-else statement:
AI Code Meme


🏆 Our Hackathon Strategy

1️⃣ Day 1: Great ideas, super excited, let’s win! 🎉
2️⃣ Day 2: Sleep is for the weak. Let's pivot the entire project at 2 AM.
3️⃣ Day 3: WHY IS NOTHING WORKING? 😭
4️⃣ Submission Time: It works... kinda... please don’t refresh the page. 😅

🐶 Our Team During Hackathons:
Dog Debugging


🧑‍💻 How We Work (??)

💡 Ideas → 🚀 Code → 🔥 Panic → 🤡 Bug fixes → 🤞 Hope for the best

📌 Rules for Team Glucon-D:
✅ Write code that works... at least once.
✅ If it compiles, we ship it.
✅ "AI-powered" = One if-else + a random API.
✅ PRs are merged if the reviewer is too tired to check.
✅ Last-minute PowerPoint presentations are our specialty.


🚀 Join the Chaos!

Wanna join Glucon-D? Here’s what you need:
Survive 24-hour coding marathons
Write code that may or may not work
Make last-minute PowerPoint slides
Convince judges it’s "AI-powered" (even if it's an if-else statement)

🐱 Our Reaction When We Actually Win a Hackathon:
Cat Celebration

🐶 Our DevOps Engineer Watching the Servers Crash:
Server Crash


💖 Made with love, caffeine, and sleepless nights by Team Glucon-D.
🚀 If it compiles, we ship it! 😎

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