diff --git a/DEPS.bzl b/DEPS.bzl
index 86a2346c0ee1..5faebfe2d6c3 100644
--- a/DEPS.bzl
+++ b/DEPS.bzl
@@ -11479,10 +11479,10 @@ def go_deps():
         name = "org_golang_google_grpc",
         build_file_proto_mode = "disable_global",
         importpath = "google.golang.org/grpc",
-        sha256 = "02a23b873909d3a7f46b1ab5e822b698aeec0e79538924e5edb21838e7fda562",
-        strip_prefix = "google.golang.org/grpc@v1.68.0",
+        sha256 = "69298d07c23c6fd53d5a8e1fc30f9f697875aa8367074306bb57cf5487fbf927",
+        strip_prefix = "github.com/cockroachdb/grpc-go@v1.68.0-noalpncheck",
         urls = [
-            "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/google.golang.org/grpc/org_golang_google_grpc-v1.68.0.zip",
+            "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/grpc-go/com_github_cockroachdb_grpc_go-v1.68.0-noalpncheck.zip",
         ],
     )
     go_repository(
diff --git a/build/bazelutil/distdir_files.bzl b/build/bazelutil/distdir_files.bzl
index 081cd811b000..f8e8281c196d 100644
--- a/build/bazelutil/distdir_files.bzl
+++ b/build/bazelutil/distdir_files.bzl
@@ -349,6 +349,7 @@ DISTDIR_FILES = {
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/go-test-teamcity/com_github_cockroachdb_go_test_teamcity-v0.0.0-20191211140407-cff980ad0a55.zip": "bac30148e525b79d004da84d16453ddd2d5cd20528e9187f1d7dac708335674b",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/gogoproto/com_github_cockroachdb_gogoproto-v1.3.3-0.20241118145159-46874edb1b83.zip": "1382d1ef3a015855f8268c595e2afeef7ae7374b7e27c2181b27a42c2fb639a7",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/gostdlib/com_github_cockroachdb_gostdlib-v1.19.0.zip": "c4d516bcfe8c07b6fc09b8a9a07a95065b36c2855627cb3514e40c98f872b69e",
+    "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/grpc-go/com_github_cockroachdb_grpc_go-v1.68.0-noalpncheck.zip": "69298d07c23c6fd53d5a8e1fc30f9f697875aa8367074306bb57cf5487fbf927",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/logtags/com_github_cockroachdb_logtags-v0.0.0-20230118201751-21c54148d20b.zip": "ca7776f47e5fecb4c495490a679036bfc29d95bd7625290cfdb9abb0baf97476",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/metamorphic/com_github_cockroachdb_metamorphic-v0.0.0-20231108215700-4ba948b56895.zip": "28c8cf42192951b69378cf537be5a9a43f2aeb35542908cc4fe5f689505853ea",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/github.com/cockroachdb/pebble/com_github_cockroachdb_pebble-v0.0.0-20241125211801-f5057c948b65.zip": "7139420e4eb4a61d1b1b01e921eb12480d9b5ae1045509178533d492d8dc49a6",
@@ -1116,7 +1117,6 @@ DISTDIR_FILES = {
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/google.golang.org/genproto/org_golang_google_genproto-v0.0.0-20230526161137-0005af68ea54.zip": "dd3a50a0b27c99b52c9bbcf1ed54529b8d95f97c11d7f50d734a2592f2caa766",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/google.golang.org/grpc/cmd/protoc-gen-go-grpc/org_golang_google_grpc_cmd_protoc_gen_go_grpc-v1.1.0.zip": "13877d86cbfa30bde4d62fef2bc58dd56377dcb502c16cf78197f6934193009a",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/google.golang.org/grpc/examples/org_golang_google_grpc_examples-v0.0.0-20210324172016-702608ffae4d.zip": "f5cad7b05a93557c91864a02890a35c6bc5c394897222978cff2b880a78f7a11",
-    "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/google.golang.org/grpc/org_golang_google_grpc-v1.68.0.zip": "02a23b873909d3a7f46b1ab5e822b698aeec0e79538924e5edb21838e7fda562",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/google.golang.org/protobuf/org_golang_google_protobuf-v1.35.2.zip": "6e509c9d87452302b9c3484ae7dfdbf740a33cc9cb54095e7eec305d7a4dfdc4",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/gopkg.in/DataDog/dd-trace-go.v1/in_gopkg_datadog_dd_trace_go_v1-v1.17.0.zip": "2ebcc818df0b2d560a61037da4492ae7effbaed67de94339a1d3a72728d2cb09",
     "https://storage.googleapis.com/cockroach-godeps/gomod/gopkg.in/airbrake/gobrake.v2/in_gopkg_airbrake_gobrake_v2-v2.0.9.zip": "2db903664908e5a9afafefba94821b9579bbf271e2929c1f0b7b1fdd23f7bbcf",
diff --git a/go.mod b/go.mod
index 63c1f4b020d4..8e4c3670461e 100644
--- a/go.mod
+++ b/go.mod
@@ -486,3 +486,6 @@ replace github.com/docker/docker => github.com/moby/moby v24.0.6+incompatible
 replace golang.org/x/time => github.com/cockroachdb/x-time v0.3.1-0.20230525123634-71747adb5d5c
 
 replace github.com/gogo/protobuf => github.com/cockroachdb/gogoproto v1.3.3-0.20241118145159-46874edb1b83
+
+// See https://github.com/cockroachdb/cockroach/issues/136367.
+replace google.golang.org/grpc v1.68.0 => github.com/cockroachdb/grpc-go v1.68.0-noalpncheck
diff --git a/go.sum b/go.sum
index ef1bcd9c28f6..fce8624273fd 100644
--- a/go.sum
+++ b/go.sum
@@ -538,6 +538,8 @@ github.com/cockroachdb/gogoproto v1.3.3-0.20241118145159-46874edb1b83 h1:PVow08b
 github.com/cockroachdb/gogoproto v1.3.3-0.20241118145159-46874edb1b83/go.mod h1:wIrkfXJOUk95vmhcdlmaou6FpqbEExZWBM7EAtKDvYg=
 github.com/cockroachdb/gostdlib v1.19.0 h1:cSISxkVnTlWhTkyple/T6NXzOi5659FkhxvUgZv+Eb0=
 github.com/cockroachdb/gostdlib v1.19.0/go.mod h1:+dqqpARXbE/gRDEhCak6dm0l14AaTymPZUKMfURjBtY=
+github.com/cockroachdb/grpc-go v1.68.0-noalpncheck h1:odM3/chhjRTmDlD/3ndnBNsswAbbImC1RQCf+qrtO98=
+github.com/cockroachdb/grpc-go v1.68.0-noalpncheck/go.mod h1:fmSPC5AsjSBCK54MyHRx48kpOti1/jRfOlwEWywNjWA=
 github.com/cockroachdb/logtags v0.0.0-20211118104740-dabe8e521a4f/go.mod h1:Vz9DsVWQQhf3vs21MhPMZpMGSht7O/2vFW2xusFUVOs=
 github.com/cockroachdb/logtags v0.0.0-20230118201751-21c54148d20b h1:r6VH0faHjZeQy818SGhaone5OnYfxFR/+AzdY3sf5aE=
 github.com/cockroachdb/logtags v0.0.0-20230118201751-21c54148d20b/go.mod h1:Vz9DsVWQQhf3vs21MhPMZpMGSht7O/2vFW2xusFUVOs=
@@ -3159,8 +3161,6 @@ google.golang.org/grpc v1.39.1/go.mod h1:PImNr+rS9TWYb2O4/emRugxiyHZ5JyHW5F+RPnD
 google.golang.org/grpc v1.40.0/go.mod h1:ogyxbiOoUXAkP+4+xa6PZSE9DZgIHtSpzjDTB9KAK34=
 google.golang.org/grpc v1.41.0-dev.0.20210907181116-2f3355d2244e/go.mod h1:U3l9uK9J0sini8mHphKoXyaqDA/8VyGnDee1zzIUK6k=
 google.golang.org/grpc v1.42.0/go.mod h1:k+4IHHFw41K8+bbowsex27ge2rCb65oeWqe4jJ590SU=
-google.golang.org/grpc v1.68.0 h1:aHQeeJbo8zAkAa3pRzrVjZlbz6uSfeOXlJNQM0RAbz0=
-google.golang.org/grpc v1.68.0/go.mod h1:fmSPC5AsjSBCK54MyHRx48kpOti1/jRfOlwEWywNjWA=
 google.golang.org/grpc/cmd/protoc-gen-go-grpc v1.1.0/go.mod h1:6Kw0yEErY5E/yWrBtf03jp27GLLJujG4z/JK95pnjjw=
 google.golang.org/grpc/examples v0.0.0-20210324172016-702608ffae4d h1:CJP00gEaaYNJuaTXEg456rWNC1oUOfiAiUjuwyAhEmM=
 google.golang.org/grpc/examples v0.0.0-20210324172016-702608ffae4d/go.mod h1:Ly7ZA/ARzg8fnPU9TyZIxoz33sEUuWX7txiqs8lPTgE=