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 Kandan
 =========
+The slickest chat app out there - as well as open source and well-supported to boot.
 
-A Bushido chat application
+![](http://github.com/Bushido/kandan/raw/master/preview.png)
 
+Standard Features
+=================
+These are features that work out of the box on any provider:
 
+ * Easy deploy to CloudFuji, CloudFoundry, Heroku, dotCloud, etc.
+ * Collaborative team chat
+ * Unlimited channels
+ * Embed formats for images and youtube videos with requests for others (twitter, facebook, g+, etc.)
+ * Synchronized sound player - play any audio-tag compatible url for the whole channel (Pending :P)
+ * /me command!
+ * Highly extensible plugin format
+
+CloudFuji Extended Features
+===========================
+In addition to the standard features above, Kandan can take advantage of CloudFuji features when run on our cloud:
+
+* One-click deploy
+* Team-aware: Setup your team once, and have them in every CloudFuji app
+* Event-aware: Build widgets that display build status, customer signups, website status, and much more
+
+SHUT UP AND LET ME USE IT
+=========================
+
+=== CloudFuji
+If you're part of the CloudFuji Beta you should already have access to Kandan with all the enhanced features from the app store.
+
+Just click launch on here https://bushi.do/apps/new?app=kandan; you and your team should be all setup.
+
+=== Cloud Foundry
+Looking for community help here
+
+=== Heroku
+The following should work reliably on Heroku:
+
+    git clone https://github.com/Bushido/kandan.git
+    heroku create
+    git push heroku master
+    heroku run rake db:migrate kandan:bootstrap
+
+Your app should be up and running now. The admin email by default is `admin@kandan.me` with password `kandanadmin`, or you can sign up as another user.
+
+=== dotCloud
+Looking for community help here.
+
+TODO
+====
+See the issue tracker
+
+Get Involved!
+=============
+That's not a question, it's an order! Or more of a friendly offer, really. Kandan is a fully open-source app, so dive in and start adding features, fixing bugs (what bugs?), and cleaning up the code.
+
+* Talk with us on the [mailing list])(https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/cloudfuji)
+* GitHub [issues tracker](https://github.com/Bushido/Kandan/issues)
+* Twitter [@cloudfuji](https://twitter.com/#!/cloudfuji)
+* [New-wave open-source meetup](www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-New-Wave-Open-Source-Apps/) - we meetup once a month to share tips on how developers grow business around super high-quality open source software
+* ... is there a fifth way? Telegram maybe?
+
+LICENSE
+=======
+Kandan's code and assets are dual-licensed. Kanda is available generally under the AGPL, and also under a custom license via special agreement. See LICENSE for the AGPL terms, and contact us at [support@cloudfuji.com](mailto:support@cloudfuji.com) if you're interested in development of Kandan under a custom license.