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#!/usr/bin/env sh

# ( fortune -s | cowsay -f small; echo "\nThe world bores you when you're cool." ) | lolcat --seed=82 --spread=2 --freq=0.1

cat << "EOF" | lolcat
            __:.__
           (_:..'"=
            ::/ o o\      Howdy, jewei!
           ;'-'   (_)   The world bores you   .
           '-._  ;-'       you're cool !  _'._|\/:
           .:;  ;                .         '- '   /_
          :.. ; ;,                \       _/,    "_<
         :.|..| ;:                 \__   '._____  _)
         :.|.'| ||                            _/ /
         :.|..| :'                           `;--:
         '.|..|:':       _               _ _ :|_\:
      .. _:|__| '.\.''..' ) ___________ ( )_):|_|:
:....::''::/  | : :|''| "/ /_=_=_=_=_=/ :_[__'_\3_)
 ''''      '-''-'-'.__)-'
EOF