programmer_joke.svg

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  <path d="M 50 50 Q 40 30, 60 30 Q 90 30, 100 50 Q 120 70, 100 90 Q 90 110, 60 110 Q 40 110, 50 90 L 30 100 Z" fill="#DDDDDD" stroke="#CCCCCC" stroke-width="2" />
  <text x="50" y="70" font-family="Arial" font-size="14" fill="black">Why do programmers</text>
  <text x="50" y="90" font-family="Arial" font-size="14" fill="black">prefer dark mode?</text>
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  <text x="250" y="170" font-family="Arial" font-size="14" fill="black">Because light</text>
  <text x="250" y="190" font-family="Arial" font-size="14" fill="black">attracts bugs! 🐛</text>
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