diff --git a/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java b/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java
index dba1335df52c..a4f3b45e7582 100644
--- a/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java
+++ b/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java
@@ -33,7 +33,6 @@
 import com.google.common.collect.MutableClassToInstanceMap;
 import com.google.common.collect.Ordering;
 import com.google.common.collect.Sets;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import com.google.common.reflect.Invokable;
 import com.google.common.reflect.Parameter;
 import com.google.common.reflect.Reflection;
@@ -104,7 +103,7 @@ public int compare(Invokable<?, ?> left, Invokable<?, ?> right) {
       new Ordering<Invokable<?, ?>>() {
         @Override
         public int compare(Invokable<?, ?> left, Invokable<?, ?> right) {
-          return Ints.compare(left.getParameters().size(), right.getParameters().size());
+          return Integer.compare(left.getParameters().size(), right.getParameters().size());
         }
       };
 
diff --git a/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java b/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java
index e70572b046f5..068122588312 100644
--- a/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java
+++ b/android/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.collect.ImmutableList;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Longs;
 import com.google.common.util.concurrent.AbstractFuture;
 import com.google.common.util.concurrent.AbstractListeningExecutorService;
 import com.google.common.util.concurrent.ListenableScheduledFuture;
@@ -166,7 +165,7 @@ public long getDelay(TimeUnit unit) {
 
       @Override
       public int compareTo(Delayed other) {
-        return Longs.compare(getDelay(NANOSECONDS), other.getDelay(NANOSECONDS));
+        return Long.compare(getDelay(NANOSECONDS), other.getDelay(NANOSECONDS));
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java
index 0504e6a745f6..550c237b7256 100644
--- a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java
+++ b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java
@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@
 
 import static com.google.common.base.Preconditions.checkNotNull;
 
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import java.util.Collections;
 import java.util.List;
 import java.util.Set;
@@ -123,7 +122,7 @@ public int hashCode() {
 
     @Override
     public int compareTo(Element that) {
-      return Ints.compare(hash, that.hash);
+      return Integer.compare(hash, that.hash);
     }
 
     @Override
diff --git a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java
index c4d0f316500c..d0d65662f5c3 100644
--- a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java
+++ b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@
 import com.google.common.collect.Ordering.ArbitraryOrdering;
 import com.google.common.collect.Ordering.IncomparableValueException;
 import com.google.common.collect.testing.Helpers;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import com.google.common.testing.EqualsTester;
 import com.google.common.testing.NullPointerTester;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -209,6 +208,7 @@ public void testExplicit_sortingExample() {
     reserializeAndAssert(c);
   }
 
+  @SuppressWarnings("DistinctVarargsChecker") // test of buggy call
   public void testExplicit_withDuplicates() {
     try {
       Ordering.explicit(1, 2, 3, 4, 2);
@@ -1143,7 +1143,7 @@ private static class Composite<T extends @Nullable Object> implements Comparable
     // order of 't'.
     @Override
     public int compareTo(Composite<T> that) {
-      return Ints.compare(rank, that.rank);
+      return Integer.compare(rank, that.rank);
     }
 
     static <T extends @Nullable Object> Function<Composite<T>, T> getValueFunction() {
diff --git a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java
index 842d0b386983..6a4149ea6526 100644
--- a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java
+++ b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java
@@ -91,8 +91,8 @@ public void testCompare() {
         byte y = VALUES[j];
         // note: spec requires only that the sign is the same
         assertWithMessage(x + ", " + y)
-            .that(Math.signum(Ints.compare(i, j)))
-            .isEqualTo(Math.signum(UnsignedBytes.compare(x, y)));
+            .that(Math.signum(UnsignedBytes.compare(x, y)))
+            .isEqualTo(Math.signum(Integer.compare(i, j)));
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java
index d0988efd7f82..b527d9f6e86e 100644
--- a/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java
+++ b/android/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
 
 import com.google.common.base.CaseFormat;
 import com.google.common.collect.ImmutableList;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import com.google.errorprone.annotations.CanIgnoreReturnValue;
 import java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException;
 import java.lang.reflect.Method;
@@ -215,7 +214,7 @@ public int compare(Method m1, Method m2) {
             if (nameComparison != 0) {
               return nameComparison;
             } else {
-              return Ints.compare(m1.getParameterTypes().length, m2.getParameterTypes().length);
+              return Integer.compare(m1.getParameterTypes().length, m2.getParameterTypes().length);
             }
           }
         });
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java
index 9c05205ec01d..ee4d8ddb4ec9 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java
@@ -17,9 +17,6 @@
 package com.google.common.collect;
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Booleans;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Longs;
 import java.util.Comparator;
 import org.checkerframework.checker.nullness.qual.Nullable;
 
@@ -82,12 +79,12 @@ public ComparisonChain compare(Comparable<?> left, Comparable<?> right) {
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compare(int left, int right) {
-          return classify(Ints.compare(left, right));
+          return classify(Integer.compare(left, right));
         }
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compare(long left, long right) {
-          return classify(Longs.compare(left, right));
+          return classify(Long.compare(left, right));
         }
 
         @Override
@@ -102,12 +99,12 @@ public ComparisonChain compare(double left, double right) {
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compareTrueFirst(boolean left, boolean right) {
-          return classify(Booleans.compare(right, left)); // reversed
+          return classify(Boolean.compare(right, left)); // reversed
         }
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compareFalseFirst(boolean left, boolean right) {
-          return classify(Booleans.compare(left, right));
+          return classify(Boolean.compare(left, right));
         }
 
         ComparisonChain classify(int result) {
@@ -204,13 +201,13 @@ public int result() {
       @ParametricNullness T left, @ParametricNullness T right, Comparator<T> comparator);
 
   /**
-   * Compares two {@code int} values as specified by {@link Ints#compare}, <i>if</i> the result of
-   * this comparison chain has not already been determined.
+   * Compares two {@code int} values as specified by {@link Integer#compare}, <i>if</i> the result
+   * of this comparison chain has not already been determined.
    */
   public abstract ComparisonChain compare(int left, int right);
 
   /**
-   * Compares two {@code long} values as specified by {@link Longs#compare}, <i>if</i> the result of
+   * Compares two {@code long} values as specified by {@link Long#compare}, <i>if</i> the result of
    * this comparison chain has not already been determined.
    */
   public abstract ComparisonChain compare(long left, long right);
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java
index 3231d29dafc8..7de1a44f7e36 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java
@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@
 import static com.google.common.base.Preconditions.checkNotNull;
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Booleans;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.NoSuchElementException;
 import javax.annotation.CheckForNull;
@@ -83,7 +82,7 @@ public int compareTo(Cut<C> that) {
       return result;
     }
     // same value. below comes before above
-    return Booleans.compare(this instanceof AboveValue, that instanceof AboveValue);
+    return Boolean.compare(this instanceof AboveValue, that instanceof AboveValue);
   }
 
   C endpoint() {
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java
index 61f768bd9179..be0d8cfc9e0d 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java
@@ -33,7 +33,6 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.VisibleForTesting;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Booleans;
 import com.google.errorprone.annotations.CanIgnoreReturnValue;
 import java.math.BigInteger;
 import java.math.RoundingMode;
@@ -393,7 +392,7 @@ public static int fuzzyCompare(double a, double b, double tolerance) {
     } else if (a > b) {
       return 1;
     } else {
-      return Booleans.compare(Double.isNaN(a), Double.isNaN(b));
+      return Boolean.compare(Double.isNaN(a), Double.isNaN(b));
     }
   }
 
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java
index 9c5b0e750396..6de6aacf897d 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java
@@ -28,7 +28,6 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.VisibleForTesting;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Longs;
 import com.google.common.primitives.UnsignedLongs;
 import java.math.BigInteger;
 import java.math.RoundingMode;
@@ -1255,7 +1254,7 @@ public static double roundToDouble(long x, RoundingMode mode) {
     if (roundArbitrarilyAsLong == Long.MAX_VALUE) {
       /*
        * For most values, the conversion from roundArbitrarily to roundArbitrarilyAsLong is
-       * lossless. In that case we can compare x to roundArbitrarily using Longs.compare(x,
+       * lossless. In that case we can compare x to roundArbitrarily using Long.compare(x,
        * roundArbitrarilyAsLong). The exception is for values where the conversion to double rounds
        * up to give roundArbitrarily equal to 2^63, so the conversion back to long overflows and
        * roundArbitrarilyAsLong is Long.MAX_VALUE. (This is the only way this condition can occur as
@@ -1265,7 +1264,7 @@ public static double roundToDouble(long x, RoundingMode mode) {
        */
       cmpXToRoundArbitrarily = -1;
     } else {
-      cmpXToRoundArbitrarily = Longs.compare(x, roundArbitrarilyAsLong);
+      cmpXToRoundArbitrarily = Long.compare(x, roundArbitrarilyAsLong);
     }
 
     switch (mode) {
@@ -1324,7 +1323,7 @@ public static double roundToDouble(long x, RoundingMode mode) {
             deltaToCeiling++;
           }
 
-          int diff = Longs.compare(deltaToFloor, deltaToCeiling);
+          int diff = Long.compare(deltaToFloor, deltaToCeiling);
           if (diff < 0) { // closer to floor
             return roundFloorAsDouble;
           } else if (diff > 0) { // closer to ceiling
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java
index d924ba1de42c..81a85adc6c25 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
 import static com.google.common.base.Preconditions.checkPositionIndexes;
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -121,8 +122,9 @@ public static int hashCode(boolean value) {
    * @return a positive number if only {@code a} is {@code true}, a negative number if only {@code
    *     b} is true, or zero if {@code a == b}
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Boolean.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(boolean a, boolean b) {
-    return (a == b) ? 0 : (a ? 1 : -1);
+    return Boolean.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -310,7 +312,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<boolean[]> {
     public int compare(boolean[] left, boolean[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Booleans.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Boolean.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java
index 7a558adf4654..9b91cdadc070 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -113,8 +114,9 @@ public static char saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Character.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(char a, char b) {
-    return a - b; // safe due to restricted range
+    return Character.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -391,7 +393,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<char[]> {
     public int compare(char[] left, char[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Chars.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Character.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java
index b3423d5b29e1..c0b1ff28079f 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.base.Converter;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -118,8 +119,9 @@ public static int saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Integer.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(int a, int b) {
-    return (a < b) ? -1 : ((a > b) ? 1 : 0);
+    return Integer.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -439,7 +441,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<int[]> {
     public int compare(int[] left, int[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Ints.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Integer.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java
index 45e22da2949f..f481ef77da57 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.base.Converter;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -89,8 +90,9 @@ public static int hashCode(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Long.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(long a, long b) {
-    return (a < b) ? -1 : ((a > b) ? 1 : 0);
+    return Long.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -543,7 +545,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<long[]> {
     public int compare(long[] left, long[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Longs.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Long.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java
index 18be90760fb2..fef9a0d9fad0 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.base.Converter;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -117,8 +118,9 @@ public static short saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Short.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(short a, short b) {
-    return a - b; // safe due to restricted range
+    return Short.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -441,7 +443,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<short[]> {
     public int compare(short[] left, short[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Shorts.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Short.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java
index 5fabaab6bd93..667bb04d6321 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java
@@ -89,10 +89,8 @@ public static byte saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
-  // TODO(kevinb): if Ints.compare etc. are ever removed, *maybe* remove this
-  // one too, which would leave compare methods only on the Unsigned* classes.
   public static int compare(byte a, byte b) {
-    return a - b; // safe due to restricted range
+    return Byte.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -181,7 +179,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<byte[]> {
     public int compare(byte[] left, byte[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = SignedBytes.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Byte.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java
index 75e0266047a0..25410827e438 100644
--- a/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java
+++ b/android/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java
@@ -366,6 +366,8 @@ public Unsafe run() throws Exception {
       }
 
       @Override
+      // Long.compareUnsigned is available under Android, which is what we really care about.
+      @SuppressWarnings("Java7ApiChecker")
       public int compare(byte[] left, byte[] right) {
         int stride = 8;
         int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
@@ -381,7 +383,7 @@ public int compare(byte[] left, byte[] right) {
           long rw = theUnsafe.getLong(right, BYTE_ARRAY_BASE_OFFSET + (long) i);
           if (lw != rw) {
             if (BIG_ENDIAN) {
-              return UnsignedLongs.compare(lw, rw);
+              return Long.compareUnsigned(lw, rw);
             }
 
             /*
diff --git a/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java b/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java
index 3ed1fc08d14e..12933eaeaee7 100644
--- a/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java
+++ b/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/testing/ClassSanityTester.java
@@ -33,7 +33,6 @@
 import com.google.common.collect.MutableClassToInstanceMap;
 import com.google.common.collect.Ordering;
 import com.google.common.collect.Sets;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import com.google.common.reflect.Invokable;
 import com.google.common.reflect.Parameter;
 import com.google.common.reflect.Reflection;
@@ -104,7 +103,7 @@ public int compare(Invokable<?, ?> left, Invokable<?, ?> right) {
       new Ordering<Invokable<?, ?>>() {
         @Override
         public int compare(Invokable<?, ?> left, Invokable<?, ?> right) {
-          return Ints.compare(left.getParameters().size(), right.getParameters().size());
+          return Integer.compare(left.getParameters().size(), right.getParameters().size());
         }
       };
 
diff --git a/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java b/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java
index e70572b046f5..068122588312 100644
--- a/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java
+++ b/guava-testlib/src/com/google/common/util/concurrent/testing/TestingExecutors.java
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.collect.ImmutableList;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Longs;
 import com.google.common.util.concurrent.AbstractFuture;
 import com.google.common.util.concurrent.AbstractListeningExecutorService;
 import com.google.common.util.concurrent.ListenableScheduledFuture;
@@ -166,7 +165,7 @@ public long getDelay(TimeUnit unit) {
 
       @Override
       public int compareTo(Delayed other) {
-        return Longs.compare(getDelay(NANOSECONDS), other.getDelay(NANOSECONDS));
+        return Long.compare(getDelay(NANOSECONDS), other.getDelay(NANOSECONDS));
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java
index 0504e6a745f6..550c237b7256 100644
--- a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java
+++ b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/CollectionBenchmarkSampleData.java
@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@
 
 import static com.google.common.base.Preconditions.checkNotNull;
 
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import java.util.Collections;
 import java.util.List;
 import java.util.Set;
@@ -123,7 +122,7 @@ public int hashCode() {
 
     @Override
     public int compareTo(Element that) {
-      return Ints.compare(hash, that.hash);
+      return Integer.compare(hash, that.hash);
     }
 
     @Override
diff --git a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java
index c4d0f316500c..d0d65662f5c3 100644
--- a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java
+++ b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/collect/OrderingTest.java
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@
 import com.google.common.collect.Ordering.ArbitraryOrdering;
 import com.google.common.collect.Ordering.IncomparableValueException;
 import com.google.common.collect.testing.Helpers;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import com.google.common.testing.EqualsTester;
 import com.google.common.testing.NullPointerTester;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -209,6 +208,7 @@ public void testExplicit_sortingExample() {
     reserializeAndAssert(c);
   }
 
+  @SuppressWarnings("DistinctVarargsChecker") // test of buggy call
   public void testExplicit_withDuplicates() {
     try {
       Ordering.explicit(1, 2, 3, 4, 2);
@@ -1143,7 +1143,7 @@ private static class Composite<T extends @Nullable Object> implements Comparable
     // order of 't'.
     @Override
     public int compareTo(Composite<T> that) {
-      return Ints.compare(rank, that.rank);
+      return Integer.compare(rank, that.rank);
     }
 
     static <T extends @Nullable Object> Function<Composite<T>, T> getValueFunction() {
diff --git a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java
index 842d0b386983..6a4149ea6526 100644
--- a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java
+++ b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytesTest.java
@@ -91,8 +91,8 @@ public void testCompare() {
         byte y = VALUES[j];
         // note: spec requires only that the sign is the same
         assertWithMessage(x + ", " + y)
-            .that(Math.signum(Ints.compare(i, j)))
-            .isEqualTo(Math.signum(UnsignedBytes.compare(x, y)));
+            .that(Math.signum(UnsignedBytes.compare(x, y)))
+            .isEqualTo(Math.signum(Integer.compare(i, j)));
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java
index 458d6e0a7e43..5276b189fafe 100644
--- a/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java
+++ b/guava-tests/test/com/google/common/util/concurrent/GeneratedMonitorTest.java
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
 
 import com.google.common.base.CaseFormat;
 import com.google.common.collect.ImmutableList;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
 import com.google.errorprone.annotations.CanIgnoreReturnValue;
 import java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException;
 import java.lang.reflect.Method;
@@ -230,7 +229,7 @@ public int compare(Method m1, Method m2) {
             if (nameComparison != 0) {
               return nameComparison;
             } else {
-              return Ints.compare(m1.getParameterTypes().length, m2.getParameterTypes().length);
+              return Integer.compare(m1.getParameterTypes().length, m2.getParameterTypes().length);
             }
           }
         });
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java
index 79b7c6cc8906..f8cd62cf81d1 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/ComparisonChain.java
@@ -18,8 +18,6 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.primitives.Booleans;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Ints;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Longs;
 import java.util.Comparator;
 import org.checkerframework.checker.nullness.qual.Nullable;
 
@@ -116,12 +114,12 @@ public ComparisonChain compare(Comparable<?> left, Comparable<?> right) {
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compare(int left, int right) {
-          return classify(Ints.compare(left, right));
+          return classify(Integer.compare(left, right));
         }
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compare(long left, long right) {
-          return classify(Longs.compare(left, right));
+          return classify(Long.compare(left, right));
         }
 
         @Override
@@ -136,12 +134,12 @@ public ComparisonChain compare(double left, double right) {
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compareTrueFirst(boolean left, boolean right) {
-          return classify(Booleans.compare(right, left)); // reversed
+          return classify(Boolean.compare(right, left)); // reversed
         }
 
         @Override
         public ComparisonChain compareFalseFirst(boolean left, boolean right) {
-          return classify(Booleans.compare(left, right));
+          return classify(Boolean.compare(left, right));
         }
 
         ComparisonChain classify(int result) {
@@ -238,13 +236,13 @@ public int result() {
       @ParametricNullness T left, @ParametricNullness T right, Comparator<T> comparator);
 
   /**
-   * Compares two {@code int} values as specified by {@link Ints#compare}, <i>if</i> the result of
-   * this comparison chain has not already been determined.
+   * Compares two {@code int} values as specified by {@link Integer#compare}, <i>if</i> the result
+   * of this comparison chain has not already been determined.
    */
   public abstract ComparisonChain compare(int left, int right);
 
   /**
-   * Compares two {@code long} values as specified by {@link Longs#compare}, <i>if</i> the result of
+   * Compares two {@code long} values as specified by {@link Long#compare}, <i>if</i> the result of
    * this comparison chain has not already been determined.
    */
   public abstract ComparisonChain compare(long left, long right);
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java
index 3231d29dafc8..7de1a44f7e36 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/collect/Cut.java
@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@
 import static com.google.common.base.Preconditions.checkNotNull;
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Booleans;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.NoSuchElementException;
 import javax.annotation.CheckForNull;
@@ -83,7 +82,7 @@ public int compareTo(Cut<C> that) {
       return result;
     }
     // same value. below comes before above
-    return Booleans.compare(this instanceof AboveValue, that instanceof AboveValue);
+    return Boolean.compare(this instanceof AboveValue, that instanceof AboveValue);
   }
 
   C endpoint() {
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java
index 61f768bd9179..be0d8cfc9e0d 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/math/DoubleMath.java
@@ -33,7 +33,6 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.VisibleForTesting;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Booleans;
 import com.google.errorprone.annotations.CanIgnoreReturnValue;
 import java.math.BigInteger;
 import java.math.RoundingMode;
@@ -393,7 +392,7 @@ public static int fuzzyCompare(double a, double b, double tolerance) {
     } else if (a > b) {
       return 1;
     } else {
-      return Booleans.compare(Double.isNaN(a), Double.isNaN(b));
+      return Boolean.compare(Double.isNaN(a), Double.isNaN(b));
     }
   }
 
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java
index 9c5b0e750396..6de6aacf897d 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/math/LongMath.java
@@ -28,7 +28,6 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.VisibleForTesting;
-import com.google.common.primitives.Longs;
 import com.google.common.primitives.UnsignedLongs;
 import java.math.BigInteger;
 import java.math.RoundingMode;
@@ -1255,7 +1254,7 @@ public static double roundToDouble(long x, RoundingMode mode) {
     if (roundArbitrarilyAsLong == Long.MAX_VALUE) {
       /*
        * For most values, the conversion from roundArbitrarily to roundArbitrarilyAsLong is
-       * lossless. In that case we can compare x to roundArbitrarily using Longs.compare(x,
+       * lossless. In that case we can compare x to roundArbitrarily using Long.compare(x,
        * roundArbitrarilyAsLong). The exception is for values where the conversion to double rounds
        * up to give roundArbitrarily equal to 2^63, so the conversion back to long overflows and
        * roundArbitrarilyAsLong is Long.MAX_VALUE. (This is the only way this condition can occur as
@@ -1265,7 +1264,7 @@ public static double roundToDouble(long x, RoundingMode mode) {
        */
       cmpXToRoundArbitrarily = -1;
     } else {
-      cmpXToRoundArbitrarily = Longs.compare(x, roundArbitrarilyAsLong);
+      cmpXToRoundArbitrarily = Long.compare(x, roundArbitrarilyAsLong);
     }
 
     switch (mode) {
@@ -1324,7 +1323,7 @@ public static double roundToDouble(long x, RoundingMode mode) {
             deltaToCeiling++;
           }
 
-          int diff = Longs.compare(deltaToFloor, deltaToCeiling);
+          int diff = Long.compare(deltaToFloor, deltaToCeiling);
           if (diff < 0) { // closer to floor
             return roundFloorAsDouble;
           } else if (diff > 0) { // closer to ceiling
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java
index d924ba1de42c..81a85adc6c25 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Booleans.java
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
 import static com.google.common.base.Preconditions.checkPositionIndexes;
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -121,8 +122,9 @@ public static int hashCode(boolean value) {
    * @return a positive number if only {@code a} is {@code true}, a negative number if only {@code
    *     b} is true, or zero if {@code a == b}
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Boolean.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(boolean a, boolean b) {
-    return (a == b) ? 0 : (a ? 1 : -1);
+    return Boolean.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -310,7 +312,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<boolean[]> {
     public int compare(boolean[] left, boolean[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Booleans.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Boolean.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java
index 7a558adf4654..9b91cdadc070 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Chars.java
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -113,8 +114,9 @@ public static char saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Character.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(char a, char b) {
-    return a - b; // safe due to restricted range
+    return Character.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -391,7 +393,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<char[]> {
     public int compare(char[] left, char[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Chars.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Character.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java
index 6eaec960214e..02b520cc0f40 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Ints.java
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.base.Converter;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -120,8 +121,9 @@ public static int saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Integer.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(int a, int b) {
-    return (a < b) ? -1 : ((a > b) ? 1 : 0);
+    return Integer.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -441,7 +443,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<int[]> {
     public int compare(int[] left, int[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Ints.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Integer.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java
index 0cfb465df14a..f457fce6b1cf 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Longs.java
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.base.Converter;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -91,8 +92,9 @@ public static int hashCode(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Long.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(long a, long b) {
-    return (a < b) ? -1 : ((a > b) ? 1 : 0);
+    return Long.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -545,7 +547,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<long[]> {
     public int compare(long[] left, long[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Longs.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Long.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java
index 18be90760fb2..fef9a0d9fad0 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/Shorts.java
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtCompatible;
 import com.google.common.annotations.GwtIncompatible;
 import com.google.common.base.Converter;
+import com.google.errorprone.annotations.InlineMe;
 import java.io.Serializable;
 import java.util.AbstractList;
 import java.util.Arrays;
@@ -117,8 +118,9 @@ public static short saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
+  @InlineMe(replacement = "Short.compare(a, b)")
   public static int compare(short a, short b) {
-    return a - b; // safe due to restricted range
+    return Short.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -441,7 +443,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<short[]> {
     public int compare(short[] left, short[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = Shorts.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Short.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java
index 5fabaab6bd93..667bb04d6321 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/SignedBytes.java
@@ -89,10 +89,8 @@ public static byte saturatedCast(long value) {
    * @return a negative value if {@code a} is less than {@code b}; a positive value if {@code a} is
    *     greater than {@code b}; or zero if they are equal
    */
-  // TODO(kevinb): if Ints.compare etc. are ever removed, *maybe* remove this
-  // one too, which would leave compare methods only on the Unsigned* classes.
   public static int compare(byte a, byte b) {
-    return a - b; // safe due to restricted range
+    return Byte.compare(a, b);
   }
 
   /**
@@ -181,7 +179,7 @@ private enum LexicographicalComparator implements Comparator<byte[]> {
     public int compare(byte[] left, byte[] right) {
       int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
       for (int i = 0; i < minLength; i++) {
-        int result = SignedBytes.compare(left[i], right[i]);
+        int result = Byte.compare(left[i], right[i]);
         if (result != 0) {
           return result;
         }
diff --git a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java
index 75e0266047a0..25410827e438 100644
--- a/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java
+++ b/guava/src/com/google/common/primitives/UnsignedBytes.java
@@ -366,6 +366,8 @@ public Unsafe run() throws Exception {
       }
 
       @Override
+      // Long.compareUnsigned is available under Android, which is what we really care about.
+      @SuppressWarnings("Java7ApiChecker")
       public int compare(byte[] left, byte[] right) {
         int stride = 8;
         int minLength = Math.min(left.length, right.length);
@@ -381,7 +383,7 @@ public int compare(byte[] left, byte[] right) {
           long rw = theUnsafe.getLong(right, BYTE_ARRAY_BASE_OFFSET + (long) i);
           if (lw != rw) {
             if (BIG_ENDIAN) {
-              return UnsignedLongs.compare(lw, rw);
+              return Long.compareUnsigned(lw, rw);
             }
 
             /*