diff --git a/jollystation_modules/code/datums/mood_events/reagent_mood_events.dm b/jollystation_modules/code/datums/mood_events/reagent_mood_events.dm
index e8ff716d9ca3..67b87e8a7474 100644
--- a/jollystation_modules/code/datums/mood_events/reagent_mood_events.dm
+++ b/jollystation_modules/code/datums/mood_events/reagent_mood_events.dm
@@ -16,6 +16,16 @@
 	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>I drank some nice, calming psychite tea.</span>\n"
 	mood_change = 8
 
+/datum/mood_event/full_on_pilk
+	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>I am now full on pilk! That was some amazing bubbly goodness!</span>\n"
+	mood_change = 7
+	timeout = 7 MINUTES
+
+/datum/mood_event/pegged
+	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>OH YEAH, NOW IM PEGGED!</span>\n"
+	mood_change = 8
+	timeout = 7 MINUTES
+
 // Addiction moodlets
 /datum/mood_event/luciferium_light
 	mood_change = -4
diff --git a/jollystation_modules/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm b/jollystation_modules/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
index 09330beca5a4..c36c4aa4d241 100644
--- a/jollystation_modules/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
+++ b/jollystation_modules/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
@@ -18,3 +18,11 @@
 /datum/chemical_reaction/drink/green_tea
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/green_tea = 5)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/teapowder = 1, /datum/reagent/water = 5) //tea powder is obtained from tea plants.
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/drink/pilk
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/pilk = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/milk = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/space_cola = 1)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/drink/pilk/peg_nog
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/peg_nog = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/eggnog = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/space_cola = 1)
diff --git a/jollystation_modules/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm b/jollystation_modules/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
index 003b635283af..3524003e5468 100644
--- a/jollystation_modules/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
+++ b/jollystation_modules/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
@@ -88,3 +88,50 @@
 	icon_state = "green_tea_cup" //actually unused because of how mugs work... ...for now.
 	icon = 'jollystation_modules/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/green_tea = 30)
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/pilk
+	name = "Pilk"
+	description = "A horrid bubbling combination of milk and cola. You are a fucking alchemist and no-one can tell you otherwise."
+	color = "#BEAE7E" // rgb: 190, 174, 126
+	quality = -4 //this is godawful, though i dont think negative quality actually does anything
+	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM //somehow more filling than pure nutriment
+	taste_description = "bubbles, milk, whatever the hell pepis is and a want to die" //pepis is canon now, its the rival brand to Space Cola. Renember to rename this to explicitly say pepis if it gets added in.
+	glass_icon_state = "pilk" //the sprite has what is intended to be foam on top as pilk makes that in real life
+	glass_name = "glass of pilk"
+	glass_desc = "A horrid bubbling combination of milk and cola. You are a fucking alchemist and no-one can tell you otherwise."
+	glass_price = DRINK_PRICE_MEDIUM
+	chemical_flags = REAGENT_CAN_BE_SYNTHESIZED
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/pilk/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M, delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(!isfelinid(M)) //felinids love pilk
+		if(isskeleton(M))
+			M.adjustBruteLoss(1, 0) //ITS POISON
+		else
+			M.adjust_disgust(4 * REM * delta_time)
+	else
+		SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "full_on_pilk", /datum/mood_event/full_on_pilk, name)
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/peg_nog
+	name = "Peg Nog"
+	description = "Its time to get PEGGED!"
+	color = "#C1C17B" // rgb: 193, 193, 123
+	quality = -6 //its somehow worse
+	nutriment_factor = 3 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM //more filling
+	boozepwr = 20
+	taste_description = "getting pegged" //oh no
+	glass_icon_state = "peg_nog"
+	glass_name = "glass of peg nog"
+	glass_desc = "Its time to get PEGGED!"
+	glass_price = DRINK_PRICE_MEDIUM
+	chemical_flags = REAGENT_CAN_BE_SYNTHESIZED
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/peg_nog/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M, delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(!isfelinid(M)) //felinids love peg nog too!
+		if(isskeleton(M))
+			M.adjustBruteLoss(2, 0) //when drinking this you wish for bone hurting juice
+		else
+			M.adjust_disgust(7 * REM * delta_time)
+	else
+		SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "pegged", /datum/mood_event/pegged, name)
+	..()
diff --git a/jollystation_modules/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/jollystation_modules/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index 38e9f42b3c29..aee7890e3574 100644
Binary files a/jollystation_modules/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/jollystation_modules/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ